Ever since buying this game, I have:
+Learned very fluent Russian and I'm able to communicate with other Russians
+Never seen the sunlight since I bought it
+Lost all of my friends
+Spent almost $1000 on virtual pixels
+Learned how many immature 12 year olds have ♥♥♥♥ed my mother
+Learned, that if you have no skins - you're either noob, or a smurf
+Died from the inside of all the P90s and autosnipers!

>starts competitive match
>2 minutes into the match
>game quits and says ''bla bla bla, VAC issues, bla bla bla''
>mfw gets 24h cooldown for leaving the match
>areyou♥♥♥♥ingwithmem8.jpg
>gets disconnected every single match from now on, doesn't matter if it's competitive or not
>searchs furiously on the Internet trying to find a solution
>3 hours later, I find out that GeForce Experience was causing the VAC cooldowns
>tfw Valve thinks a recording software is a haxxxxxxing means
>one day later
>goes a competitive match to be sure if Shadowplay is what's causing the disconnecting issues
>I get a 7 days cooldown

10/10 would wait a week to play Cooldown Simulator again!

P.S. I managed to fix the VAC error.

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